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Monday, January 21, 2013

Checks Are For Hockey

Burning the Donkey Candle at Both Ends


Pre-flop, after several limpers in, Brett raises to $2 (4x the big blind in this $0.25/$0.50 no limit cash game) with pocket 3s, getting two callers: Steve and Tri. The flop comes out Q-7-3 rainbow, tripping up Brett, who fires the $2 continuation bet looking for callers. Steve makes a pretty loose call after generally whiffing on the flop (holding J-8 off), and Tri folds.

The turn produces a 10, which Brett mysteriously surrenders the initiative and decides to check, apparently hoping to induce a bet from Steve. But Steve has only marginally improved his hand to draw at a gut shot straight, and gladly accepts the free card.

Of course, a 9 comes out on the river, completing Steve's improbable runner-runner gut shot straight draw, which Kelly never sees coming. Brett fires out a $4 bet, hoping to build the pot that he had failed to build on the turn, which Steve insta-calls and reveals the straight without even waiting for Kelly to show.

And thus begins Brett's incredulous and ill-targeted whining about Steve's supposed donkey play.

Yes, Steve's pre-flop call from mid-late position was somewhat loose. But, he likely knew Tri would call, and his J-8 offsuit plays better against multiple opponents than head's up. And another $1.75 into a then $4.50 pre-flop pot gave him decent pot equity - almost 3-to-1 on his money - and even better implied odds when factoring in Tri's tendency to loose call (about 4-to-1). So, loose as it may have been, it was not even close to being a clearly bad call.

And, yes, the post-flop call of a $2 continuation bet after completely whiffing is really weak play. Normally, that is a pure loss and unnecessary padding of an opponent's bank roll. But, a $2 call into a pot of $9.25 at that point means he only needed to be a 22% underdog to be indifferent to calling, which Steve may have thought he was near with only one overcard on the board.

But Brett's check on the turn - whether setting up a check-raise or merely slow-playing the trips in hopes of inducing bluffs from Steve - was equally egregious. If you have the best hand, always bet it... especially from out of position. You get no more from a check-raise over the top, as an opponent in Steve's post-flop situation - a whiff and a re-raise on his bluff - is virtually always going to fold and stop the bleeding. And slow-playing requires an overly aggressive opponent; you have to rely on your opponent making bets. Here, having whiffed on the flop and only seeing a remote gut shot draw on the turn, Steve just checked behind and took the free card. It only gave him a free chance to pull a rabbit out of his hat.

You must make your opponents pay to try to catch miracles.

Kelly has no cause to complain about Steve's loose play. He has no one to blame but himself for getting raped on the river by a runner-runner gut shot. And he needs to recognize that loose calls are not the same thing as aggressive bluffs.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

The Delusion Continues

At the most recent Monday night cash game (4/9/2012) at Ruby Lane, pseudoStuie's demented jackal-style of play ~ and less-than-objective post-game analysis ~ was in full view. 

Having won a handful of modest pots early, the imitation-Ungar reverted to his usual pattern of whittling his stack down to a mere $12 [vs. his initial $35 buy-in] and then dramatically rebuilding his stack with some fortuitous card-catching (pocket Q-Qs & A-As among them).  pseudoStuie's severe ups & downs left several at the table with acute cases of whiplash...  the anti-Ungar is nothing if not chaotic & frenzied.

Nearing 10:00pm, Stuie got into a huge pot: an all-in showdown with the host, John. 

At the turn, Stuie ~ holding As-9s ~ was four to the nut flush [plus a gut shot stratight draw and/or looking for any of the remaining A's] on a board of Jh-5s-6s-7c, with John top pair or trips [I forget which... in the end, it doesn't matter, as you'll see elsewhere below]... 

At this point, the pot was fairly massive, maybe $80, with Stuie holding only $18.25 left in his stack.

The river came out 8d, which the pseudoDoofus failed to recognize as completing his straight... presumably because he was so focused on hitting the nut flush.  Let me repeat, as this is important:  at this point, pseudoStuie believed all he had was a busted flush draw and a high card A.

John led out with $18;  after the typically excessively long & tedious decision time, Stuie went all-in and John called the remaining 25 cents.

For reasons that remain unknown and probably unknowable, instead of flipping their cards up, Stuie held onto his hand and waited for John to show.  When he saw John's top pair (or trips, whatever), pseudoStuie dumped his hand into the muck ~ albeit face up ~ and announced that John had won.  John started raking the chip pile and Porter [one of the other Ruby Lane regulars] started raking the mucked card pile, and pseudoStuie prepared to head home in shame (again).

Raymer, being the only observant one at the table, asked who had tossed the 9s into the muck pile... because it seemed to have completed a straight.  Puzzled, the pseudoOne claimed the 9, and only then realized he had mucked the winning hand.

A long debate ensued:
  • Casino rules say that if your hand hits the muck, it's gone, and Stuie loses/John wins. 
  • Others pointed out that both hands should have been flipped over after the all-in was called, which presumably would have led someone to recognize that Stuie's improbrable runner-runner gut shot straight had hit & won. 
After much hemming & hawing, John agreed to split the pot with Stuie, resulting in Stuie having a $60 or so stack... instead of going home busted.

How very un-Ungar-like!

Thereafter, pseudoStuie actually played well and built his stack to $160... thanks again to fortuitous card-catching against Cobb, a young buck who was gunning for Stuie all night [but who has yet to digest the obvious b*s signals that Stuie throws off].  By the end of his night, Stuie was once again sucking all the oxygen out the room, claiming undeserved greatness & believing he had captured 1st place with his $160 stack (+$125 net).

Never mind the fact that Stuie did not, in fact, finish in 1st place:  Raymer played his usual steady power game, and left at the end of the night with $202 in his pocket (on an original $42 buy-in = +$160 net)... having single-handedly taken out 4 of the other players himself:

[Note:  Only Raymer ($202), Stuie ($160 or so), John (roughly $140) and Landon ($20) finished the night with any money at all...  with Raymer taking out 4 players, and only 4 players being in the money at all, that means Stuie took out one and only one of the other seats on his own.]

Never mind the fact Stuie's winnings were largely attributable to card-catching & opponent-idiocy, rather than Ungar-like skills:

But, how do you delude yourself into believing you are the avatar of Stu Ungar when you shouldn't even be at the table anymore because you mucked a winning hand on an all-in showdown?

Stuie's oxygen-sucking delusion is just getting truly pathetic...

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Donkey Kong....or Donkey Call?

On the heels of the big year-end tournament win by the common man.......I find myself still pondering back-back calls by Mad Mike and Stuie. Blinds are 50/100 and in dealer position, I fire out 600 chips pre-flop sitting on pocket Jacks. Mad Mike calls with A/2 offsuit.......huh? Stuie claims he knew Mike had an Ace, but calls with A/4 offsuit....what? An argument could be made that he was priced in.. If he truly thought that Mike had an Ace though.....did he really feel confident his 4 would hold up? Pre-flop odds put Mike at 7.14% to win....Stuie at 9.44%.....and Negreanu at 72.7%. Naturally an Ace hits the board and Negreanu is tilted by the questionable play. Donkey Calls..................

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Drama Free Scheduling

From hereon out, all Friday Night and/or weekend games need to be scheduled in advance, with firm commitments in hand by Thursday nights.

No more last minute logistical nightmares, no more 11th hour flurry of frantic/confusing/contradictory phone calls, and no more bullshit claiming players are all lined up & ready to go, when they haven't even been contacted yet.  No more drama.

Period.

We ought to be able to schedule games enough in advance to avoid all the drama.  So please do it.  If the game hasn't been announced earlier in the week, and at least five or six are committed by Thursday evening, just count me out.

*****
As an aside:

I've been pretty clear, I think, in stating that I'm not particularly interested in playing short-handed games with 4 or fewer players at the table. And even five is a bit thin... 5 is the bare minimum, more would be preferred.

I absolutely hate it when I commit to a game, with the understanding that we absolutely have at least the bare minimum number (5) in hand... only to show up to find there's only three of us playing, and begging for late arrivals. Please don't bullshit me anymore with phony head counts when asking me if I'm in or not... if it happens again, I'm just not going to play anymore.

I also absolutely hate it when I choose to not play, and get a barrage of friggin' phone calls trying to talk me into playing anyway. When I say 'No', I mean 'No', and pushing me to change my mind is only going to piss me off.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Raymer Crushes the Field

Woe be to pseudoStuie:  No matter how much he tries to pretend otherwise, he just can't shake Raymer...

The co-contender for Player of the Year, Raymer, dominated once again at a 5-handed tourney-style game at Kelly's basement on Sunday night during the Pats stompfest over the Jets.  Raymer took out every single other player on the felt.

And he did it with true Hold 'Em savvy like:
  • slow-playing consecutive trip hands on boards that flopped lots of high paint... or
  • using position to over-bet marginal hands to get Steve to lay down potential winners in the blind...  or
  • bluffing from out of position to get Rebecca to lay down winners on big pots...

NOT by making donkey plays like calling dual all-ins on an A-K-10 flop only holding a pair of Deuces (but somehow still catching running-runner quads)...  NOR by inflating chip stacks from head's up showdowns against even bigger donkeys who continue to believe in mystical 'wrap-around' straights! 

Message from the Poker Gods to pseudoStuie:  Blind luck is not valid strategy. 

[Untreated foot odor, however, might just be the ultimate strategy, LMAO!]

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Another Night....but no Raymer?

The 11/11 game this week contained a mere five players, but nonetheless, fireworks emerged. After being brutally beaten down by Negreanu early, Stuie came roaring back to eliminate both the mad russian and Mike in a three-way all in. Granted Stuie was ahead in chips, but called the all-in raise with pocket deuces and paint all over the board............ONLY TO HIT RUNNER RUNNER DEUCES AND MAKE QUADS! Ridiculous...yes.....absurd...absolutely. For a brief moment I feared Stuie would be leaving Scarborough in the back of a Lincoln......

Negreanu continues a strong string with a 1st, 3rd, 2nd, and 2nd in four consecutive games....proving he is indeed back.

Raymer went postal upon hearing of Stuie's win, blaming the world for being unable to take him out, while all along he was sitting at home......? Was it the weather? Was he simply not feeling the urge to play tonight? Or was it likely Raymer had planned to stay home, in hopes that cinemax would be offering a free weekend on cable.............alas it was the latter. Raymer was interrupted during the "climax" of his weekend, simultaneously by the phone call from Stuie and Negreanu, as well as a surprising end to the movie the Crying Game that he was very much enjoying up until that point......

Monday, November 7, 2011

And Now It's Down to None...

Following on the heels of his Man Cave tourney victory on Friday night (the Plan B when Paulie WalNuts' Higgins Beach event fell through), Raymer added a cash game victory on Sunday night at Kelly's basement following the Pat's miserable loss to the G-Men.

Which means:  Raymer is now tied with pseudoStuie for season victories. 
It's all coming down to the wire, with perhaps the end o' season Tournament of Champions being the deciding event.

Me thinks pseudoStuie hath counteth his chickens to soon.

Three, count 'em three (3), victories in the last two weekends.
Not bad for a guy that pseudoStuie had declared all but on tilt.

Rebecca forgot her princess seat, and got violated on the river when a second pair on the board voided her 6-6 and gave Raymer the all-in pot with his A high kicker.  In hindsight, Raymer put the wood to Rebecca several times, making her rebuy twice... and still sending her home without the kids' lunch money.  So sad...